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hi.
how the FUCK
did you find
my site

NEW! HOT!! 100% VIRUS FREE*

no seriously. this shit isn't indexed, i didn't tell a single soul, and i'm about 87% sure i forgot to renew the fucking domain. so. HOW THE HELL ARE YOU HERE.

you are visitor number 0000001

ok since you're actually fuckin HERE here...

where 2 find me where 2 find me
◉ NO SIGNAL ◉
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i basically live in two (2) places now:

  • YOUTUBE: this is the main thing. the whole thing, actually. long stuff, dumb stuff, whatever i feel like. → youtube.com/@scoofyx
  • TIKTOK: short cursed clips. mostly chaos, occasionally a thought. → tiktok.com/@scoofyx

everywhere else? assume it's as abandoned as this shithole.

who even am i who even am i

hi. i'm scoofy (he/him). i make things, i abandon things, it's a whole cycle. but the little guy who represents me? that's Scoofyx :scoofy:.

  • species: fox-shark hybrid (yeah, both)
  • pronouns: he/him :mlm:  ·  age: 15-16
  • the fur: vibrant purple running a gradient from deep violet to lavender to pink-purple to white
  • markings: darker purple tiger stripes down the arms and legs, matching the tips of his big fox ears and his tail, plus a clean purple "X" on his back
  • soft bits: white-to-light-purple muzzle, cheeks, inner ears and chest floof, sometimes little white freckles across the snout
  • hair: a messy spiky purple tuft between the ears, inner ears popping bright pink and white
  • tail: a hybrid shark tail in the same purple-and-white, edged with proper shark fins
  • extras: round glasses with a pink/red and blue color-split in the eyes, and brown-strapped goggles up on the hair some days
  • vibe: open-mouth grin with little shark teeth and tongue out, or laughing so hard his eyes squeeze into happy crescents
  • on his ref sheet: the MLM pride flag :mlm:, the USA flag :us:, and the Romanian flag :ro:
Scoofyx reference sheet

☝ the official ref sheet. click him to go big.

so yeah. purple fox-shark. that's the guy. that's me.

site lore site lore [ARCHIVED]

this started life as a portfolio. obviously. they always do.

confession: i built these sites with Fable 5. yeah, an AI. i'm admitting it. and honestly? they came out looking sick as hell, so honestly i'm not even mad.

it's archived now. frozen in amber. a monument to a series of 2am decisions no one asked for.

nothing gets updated anymore. this is the final fuckin form.

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★彡 THE END-ish 彡★

📢 OFFICIAL RETIREMENT NOTICE

as of july 27, 2026 i'm putting the keyboard down.

  • done with scripting & coding. genuinely. that chapter's closed.
  • done with roblox too. it was fun. it's fuckin over.
  • pouring everything into YOUTUBE now → new chapter, same chaos.

and... thank you, me. for being cool enough to build dumb little websites and worlds out of nothing. that was sick as hell. 🫡

👽 you shouldn't be here but welcome anyway 👽  •  tell your friends. actually don't.  •  this website pays for itself in vibes  •  👽 you shouldn't be here but welcome anyway 👽  •  tell your friends. actually don't.  •  this website pays for itself in vibes  •